Friday, August 28, 2009

Weird Fetishes

long time never post ler.

was toking to OB the other day about Fetishes. and were exchanging feedbacks on the topic. haha

In the dicktionary: Fetishes are sexual attraction to objects or body parts not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature.

many people have many fetishes, most common are those who are into feets, socks, rape, exibitionist, muscle, chubs, underwear.....

i myself have fetishes for underwear. which is very common. :P

but what are those weird weird fetishes you have heard about?

i once toked to a "hi & bye" friend, who shared his fetish with the group of us....

he like to look for very decent, mature guys with silver manes in their 50s. invite them over to his house.... and he will pass them a chinese textbook.... ask him to sit on a chair... and read the textbook content to him.

he on the other hand... like to lie on the bed naked... watch the poor guy unable to take his eyes off him...while reading the textbook content..... and after a while the friend will JO/ finger himself to the mature guy. all the while wanting the mature guy to not leave the chair and continue reading.

after he cummed..... he will thank the mature guy and send him on his way....

WEIRD RIGHT?!?! hahaha the poor mature guy.... he didn't even get to cum!!!! this has to be one of the weirdest fetish i have come across in my entire life!

i was wondering why the poor mature guy even bother to go to this friend's house in first place~ duhz.

Song of the day:
(AJ MV!!!! guy A loves guy B, but guy B loves gal, gal likes Guy A)

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Stones and Stoner

over the years been in IRC for so long ler. today suddenly see a nick call stones come online. i actually thought just coincidence, someone happens to have a similar nick.

then later realise that he is a friend whom i have known since the 1st yr i started in BW. i tot he was playing a prank on me. so i merely said "Not funny". But when he pvted me in MSN, and tell me that he sometimes use that nick in other channel, today forgot to change back..... i was frankily bit unhappy that he chose to use "Stones"

i mean... if we didn't know each other, i would see that as a coincidence. so no issue.. but the thing is that, knowing me for 3 years ler. and still choose to call yourself "Stones". i totally see it as a problem lor.

no doubt Stones and Stoner are very different. but yet it is sufficient for people to start "Rehi" me thinking i have DCed. when i was trying to explain and double confirm if its a prank, i got the answer "Hello Stone and Stoner is different lo~ My stats and your stats different what~ Not trying to immitate you lar"

that PISS me off.. so i replied: "Fine! if you insist, i let u have the nick, i change!"

and he replied:" i Don't Gian The Nick"

"..........................."

i dun go to other channel calling myself "KongBakPau", or "TauSarPau". because i know people will mistaken me for you. even if i change a nick, i will definately not call a nick that will make people mistaken me for my friend.

And all i was trying to do was to explain the situation.... Before u answer until so Buay Song... please spare a thought for other people. Friends dun do these type of things to each other de.

The last thing i need, is that i receive an sms from someone saying: "I thought u say u go play mahjong? how cum online in other channel?"

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

How to please a bitch!

haha that header got your attention right? hahaha nope. this post is not about sexual stuffs with a char bor. this post is literally about a real bitch. haha a pekinese dog.



Introducing Qian Qian!!! taka's dog. everytime go taka's house, i will be flirting with her, caressing her, stroking her and lastly massaging her.

*totally hide the fact that i always buys her her fav. dried chicken jerky* haha tested ler. buy other dog treats, she dun like de lor~~~ the other time cannot find the jerky, bought her some biscuit instead.... she hiew also dun hiew lor~ smell liao and walk away. haha end up 2 big pack of biscuit throw away lor.

nowadays when i go taka house, the moment qian qian sees me. will be jumping here and there. following me around. waiting for me to molest her. :P

and she is behaving like... SHE IS MY DOG! hahaha :P

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Gay MV

Taka showed me this Gay MV early in the morning!!! hahaha got gay sex scene lor~~~