About dating girls....

Many people do not know that Stoner is actually a Bi. Just that, later part in life, i choose to date guys over girls.



Previously had a few girlfriend. some good some bad.... The main difference between dating a guy and dating a girl is perhapes the emotion part.

Girls tends to have higher expectation of you. When they act a certain way, they would very much wants you to react in another certain way. and if you dun, hell break loose. But being the Bo Chup type of person i am with girls, they soon realise that throwing temper on me is practically useless. i'll just avoid them for a while. they will starts to call soon, once they discovered that something is wrong.

When your BF fusses over you, he will usually ask if you have eaten, remind you of certain appointments that you made, cheer you up when you are feeling down, leave you alone when you dun wanna be disturbed.

But when your GF fusses over you, another whole different scenerio. they will want to accompany you to eat (or rather make you accompany her), wants you to fetch her from work (even when her workplace is 5 mins away from her house), insist that she be physically present when you are feeling down and wanna be left alone (as if trying to proof that her presence will ease your misery, which usually will end up in quarrel)

and to note.... when your gf tells you "NO"... she usually means "YES!" and when you take her "No" for an answer, she will kick up a fuss saying that you dun understand her....



However when i date a girl, i usually will make known that i'm not the marrying type, and that i have marriage phobia. initially when they are very much in love with you, they will tell you that they are not the marrying type too!

But as days gone by... slowly slowly the topic of marriage starts to come up. they will start by telling you that so and so is getting married ley, so and so is pregnant, so and so is so blissful, so and so's husband treat so and so very good, etc.

when you try to ignore it, they will then "accidently" walk into a bridal exibition and starts exclaiming that certain wedding gowns looks good. some might even wants you to go do a "Make-Over" photo shoot with them.

erm.... when all these starts happening.... its time to stop the relationship. (For me) since i got marriage phobia, dun think that i should waste ppl's time anyway.




i remember many years ago, there was a girl, whom i used to work with, was very close with me then. but somehow.... she is not really my "type". so i somehow maintained my distance. But one day when my mum suddenly come and ask me :" XXX is your GF izzit? bring her home let me see lar."

i was puzzled how cum she knows the name of my female friend. Upon probing, i discovered that XXX have been calling my house and chit chat with my MUM!!!!. damn. i didn't even give her my house number..... i immediately call up singtel and disconnected my house line. and yes..... to date, my house do not have a fixed line. everyone uses mobile in my house.

Song Of The Moment:男人.女人

Homophobic or gay in denial?

an experiement conducted in america... and discovered that most homophobia guys are actually gays in denial....

Animal Homosexuality.

found the below clip in Youtube....

OST

lately very into the below mentioned 2 songs. in the very same OST they actually have 2 extreme songs. one sad one happy.

元若藍 - 半情歌

Thought this is a very sad song...



but on the very same show... they have another totally different song.

元若藍 & 吳忠明 - 心願便利貼

A Funny Ghost Story

i guess you guys have actually heard of many ghost stories during your NS / reservist time. most are scary. just a few days ago, i attended a CNY celebration lunch held at a camp.

one of our comical encik told us a real story that happened in that very camp many many years ago.....

one day....while he was working in the office..... one of his men suddenly came running in screaming......"Sir sir sir.... toilet got ghost."

This encik, who knows the history of the building, answered him very casually." er..... so? you wan me to pen it down in a report a not?" but he asked what happened.

This guy, A, is a very shy guy, whenever he needs to use the toilet to do big business...he must wait until the toilet is totally empty before he will use it. if not, he is unable to shit.

so that day he went into the toilet in the office area, knowing that everyone else will be in the hanger working. After he verified that there are no one in the toilet, he proceed to the first cubile to do his business.....

halfway through...he heard the next cubicle starts FLUSHING! he was very sure that no one else was in the toilet, and no one entered the toilet. cos if you were to enter the toilet, you have to go pass the main door, which produce a terrible squeaking sound... as he was using the squating type of toilet, he is unable to see any shadows or legs next door....

so he quickily finish up what he was doing, and went out... after he stepped out of his cubicle...he looked into the cubicle next to him.... the door was not fully closed... and he just pushed the cubicle door....

Staring at him right in the face, is a guy with a very pale face, his face was so pale that it was almost white..... this "guy" was standing there cross armed, staring back at him!

he immediately rushed out of the toilet without even washing his hands..... and went straight to the encik office screaming......

upon hearing the whole story. my encik felt that although this is not the first time that his men have encountered such a "man" in the toilet, but as a warrent officer, if his men come to complain anything to him, he must do something about it.

he went to tell his then OC. the OC upon hearing the story..... merely said. "chey.... where got such things wan.....", as the OC is very Ang Moh Style wan..... so the encik tot that the OC do not believe such things.... but the OC, after taking his officer cap, ask my encik to go to the toilet with him.

when they are in the toilet.... that OC just push open every cubicle door, stretch out his arms and point his officer cap into every cuble and shouts "Fuck You, Fuck you!", then proceed to the next cubicle to do the whole thing again.

........................ he did that to EVERY CUBICLE! my encik was stunn to the core immediately. though he knows that the officer's cap is "blessed" and is supposed to ward off evil spirit....... but this is the first time in his 20th year in army that he actually witness someone using it, let alone that the person using it now is of OC level. he couldn't control it. he burst out in laughter and tell the OC, "Sir you wan me to tell the guy what you just blessed the toilet cubicle and that the toilet is safe to use liao a not?"

LOL the OC himself also pai say over his act and they both left the place....... while they were leaving the toilet.... they heard another burst of laughter coming from the 2nd cubicle......they both ran like mad to their office.....

GIANT

today brought my mum down to Sembawang Shopping Center to walk walk. actually only wanted to bring her to DAISO to shop shop. but realised that need to buy some stuffs for chinese new year too. so we went down to Giant supermarket.

after spending 1 hour plus there, and about to proceed to the cashier. was suddenly stopped by a group of people! among them were Pornsak and Patricia Mok! star struck. haha

after letting them make a fool out of me a bit... i decline the offer to let my mum take part in the games, as my mum was discharged from hospital a few months ago, not convenient to run here run there, they agreeded to let us off, after making us say some greetings on the TV. i was later informed that the prize is $300 giant voucher. guaranteed win! DAMN!!! hahaha i should have taken part!

sidetrack a bit... the producer keeps calling Pornsak Bryan! hahaha which she keeps apologizing. hahaha patricia and pornsak both look so skinny in real person! make me looks like a GIANT beside them... damn.... hahaha

later i realised...... DAMN!!!!!!!!! i should never have agreeded to go on TV.... i din comb my hair, outfit was casual! no image le..... sianz.....

Remote Control

The past xmas, my office have some gift exchange. one of my colleague got the below as a present. LOL a Remote control to control people.

at first look, it look just like a normal controller, but if you look closely..... the instructions are as below.

1) Select a target

2) point your remote at the target

3) hope for the best.

you are able to make her "mute" when she is too noisy, "Off" her PMS, order her to give you whatever you want, and make her stop whatever she is doing (nagging)

The best part... you can make her breast grow or shrink!!!

Damn.... how nice if this remote is real.... LOL and if they make a version for guys.... hhm....... *evil grin*

命中注定我爱你

上个星期在TS 买了，在台湾创下最高收视率的偶像剧。 命中注定我爱你。 由阮经天主演。

很老实。。。 会买这部戏是因为男主角长得很像我的前男友。 不过看了之后觉得这部戏很不赖。 故事动人， 女主角更把角色演的动人，深入。



戏里有一句话我觉得很喜欢。

“第一次。。是偶然
第二次。。是必然
第三次。。是命中注定“

这部戏真得很不错哦。 TS 在 offer， 全剧，7 片DVD 现在只售$18。真的很~~好看~~

插曲我还以为是王菲唱的。 声音实在太像了。 不过不是。

如燕 on Soundbuzz

The Little Nonya have ended its airing on TV. was a bit puzzled by the ending though. many of the people i came across were saying that they dun really understand the ending. haha

The theme song actually adds to the dramatic effect of the show. i mean.... many people who just heard the music itself will suddenly be reminded of the show.

The song, which i mentioned in my earlier post, are sang by our very own Olivia Ong. who recently came back to singapore from Japan. her sorrowful voice and unique way of singing is really superb. haha from her bossa nova albums to the current 如燕, all are normal songs which becomes heavenly cords, after passing through her vocal cords.



As many of you knows that the theme song is not sold in any CDs, though you can get many versions in Youtube, but you are unable to upload one that is of good quality into your ipod / mp3 player.

Good news..... i found the "Good Quality" version in Soundbuzz. Among all the popular english songs, its kindda shocking that a local chinese song actually shot up to the TOP 10 download list of the website.

http://www.soundbuzz.com/

the catch is that the song is not for free. it cost $1.99 per song. i have previously downloaded quite a number of version of the song.. but NONE can compare to the quality that i bought over soundbuzz.

payment can be by either credit cards, or by purchasing the Music Card sold in all popular outlets. I'm a little paranoid with using credit cards over the internet. so i actually went to purchase a Music card @ $10.



Came home, enter the website, log in, enter in the password located at the back of the card.... and ta da~ i have $10 credits with them. LOL downloaded the song, at $1.99 each, over the internet. the whole process takes less than 2 mins. and i am now armed with a high quality version of 如燕! The song is the actual full version. Yeah~~ i love it!

The music file downloaded is in .wma format though.. which is not really a problem, as its compatible with many mp3 players.




the quality of the downloaded version is 300 times better than this one in You tube though.. :P

Social Escort

Have anything ever happened to you that make you feels extra special and your whole ego will be overcomed by a sense of pride?

LOL This might sounds weird. But back in the days, when i was very young, erm... actually not really that young lar... about 8 years ago, i was actually approached by a "Hi and Bye" friend, asking me if i wanna do social escorting. LOL initially i thought he was only joking, but realised that he meant business when he started discussing about the rates, and things i am required to do during the "job".

Some people might find these approaches as an insult. But for me, who used to weigh 145KG, having a serious lack of ego problem, even though i had lost half that amount of weight
by then, it was a compliment.

Never in my dream will i ever think that i will ever be elegible for a social escort candidate. haha what's best? i was given the offer to choose my client! haha i am very particular about who i ended up in bed with... some people might call me picky, but if i end up in bed with someone who erm.... is not on the correct frequency, i will not get hard. (Damn how i wished i discovered viagra then!) haha so that friend actually told me that i can be given the option to choose who i wanna "escort". i shall not go into details about the "rates", haha but the rates that i was offered, was considered "quite high" then. :P and i was told that i was already being "asked about" by some of his regular client. LOL

you see.. me and another close friend, Leo, usually likes to hang around in a local suana, As i am very particular about who i bed, so most of the time i will not be doing anything even though i am there. and somehow... i caught the attention of some guys.... (and ya.. that friend who asked me if i wanna escort, works in that suana too)

Leo, (Yes... that one who always share Ghost stories with me whenever i meet him), was telling me, "Aiyah.... you go to suana anyway.... now even better, you get to choose your client, and you get paid for it!" haha he was joking of course. i know that my beloved sister (a.k.a brother) is actually quite against me doing it.

anyway, i didn't do it in the end. Figured out that i still prefer free sex, over paid sex, where you are obligated to perform and service :P LOL

but having said that, i really saw it as a huge compliment then. haha i mean.... how many people, in their lifetime, can actually proudly say that they have ever been offered to be a Social Escort, without them sending in application or anything? LOL so in short, the offers comes to you, and not you going around looking for the offer. LOL

and ya, i started dating someone a few months after i rejected the offer, and had a blissful relationship for many years. LOL so in a way, lucky i rejected the offer..... but then i couldn;t help but ponder, what will i become if i really accepted the offer then? hmm....... LOL

Song of the day: 林俊杰 - 不潮不用花錢

My 2 little precious.

For the last 29 years of my life, i would usually ask myself what is my greatest achievement? i was thinking about it and concluded, my greatest achievement is that i have been a part of my 2 adorable nephews life.

My nephews are really 2 adorable monsters, who is very demanding, but yet when they are about to make you really angry, they will say some sweet things to make you melt. haha i concluded that kids really are good in making use of human emotions. haha

This year for my birthday, i heard from my brother that my nephews insisted on using their own savings to buy me a birthday present. which they did. 2 little kids with only $1.50 of pocket money a day, actually combined money to buy me a PUMA T shirt. haha my brother confirmed that he and my sis in law did not paid anything, nor gave them any idea on what to buy for me.

The oldest one requested their parents to bring them to Takashimaya, and they, with their parent in tow, went around hunting me a birthday present. the younger one remembered me saying that i like purple and green. so they decided to get me a purple T shirt.

guess what? the younger one wrote me a card too. the older one said he spent all his money on my present and that he will give me a kiss instead. LOL





haha i got quite emotional when i received the birthday present.

Close friends will know that i am very close with my 2 nephews. the wall paper on my handphone, my laptop, my desk top, my ipod touch, all are my nephew's pics. My nephews will call me on a daily basis to tell me about what they did during the day, what games they are playing, who is bullying who, what they learn in school, what they will be doing later, where they will be going later....

i'm the one who bought them their first game boy, PSP, PS2, majority of clothes in their wardrobe.... its kindda fulfilling to watch them grow older and older everyday. haha

just the other day, i brought them for their swimming lessons, and when i was about to go home, the younger one suddenly blurt out in tears, asking for me not to go home. LOL i also like to tease them asking if one day i were to pass away, will they cry a not. the older one gave me a slap on my face, and seem like he almost cry, and the younger one started crying. And i was scolded by my brother. LOL

LOL i simply adore my nephews. :) may they grow up smart and healthy!