Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Remote Control

The past xmas, my office have some gift exchange. one of my colleague got the below as a present. LOL a Remote control to control people.


at first look, it look just like a normal controller, but if you look closely..... the instructions are as below.
1) Select a target
2) point your remote at the target
3) hope for the best.


you are able to make her "mute" when she is too noisy, "Off" her PMS, order her to give you whatever you want, and make her stop whatever she is doing (nagging)


The best part... you can make her breast grow or shrink!!!


Damn.... how nice if this remote is real.... LOL and if they make a version for guys.... hhm....... *evil grin*

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