i guess you guys have actually heard of many ghost stories during your NS / reservist time. most are scary. just a few days ago, i attended a CNY celebration lunch held at a camp.
one of our comical encik told us a real story that happened in that very camp many many years ago.....
one day....while he was working in the office..... one of his men suddenly came running in screaming......"Sir sir sir.... toilet got ghost."
This encik, who knows the history of the building, answered him very casually." er..... so? you wan me to pen it down in a report a not?" but he asked what happened.
This guy, A, is a very shy guy, whenever he needs to use the toilet to do big business...he must wait until the toilet is totally empty before he will use it. if not, he is unable to shit.
so that day he went into the toilet in the office area, knowing that everyone else will be in the hanger working. After he verified that there are no one in the toilet, he proceed to the first cubile to do his business.....
halfway through...he heard the next cubicle starts FLUSHING! he was very sure that no one else was in the toilet, and no one entered the toilet. cos if you were to enter the toilet, you have to go pass the main door, which produce a terrible squeaking sound... as he was using the squating type of toilet, he is unable to see any shadows or legs next door....
so he quickily finish up what he was doing, and went out... after he stepped out of his cubicle...he looked into the cubicle next to him.... the door was not fully closed... and he just pushed the cubicle door....
Staring at him right in the face, is a guy with a very pale face, his face was so pale that it was almost white..... this "guy" was standing there cross armed, staring back at him!
he immediately rushed out of the toilet without even washing his hands..... and went straight to the encik office screaming......
upon hearing the whole story. my encik felt that although this is not the first time that his men have encountered such a "man" in the toilet, but as a warrent officer, if his men come to complain anything to him, he must do something about it.
he went to tell his then OC. the OC upon hearing the story..... merely said. "chey.... where got such things wan.....", as the OC is very Ang Moh Style wan..... so the encik tot that the OC do not believe such things.... but the OC, after taking his officer cap, ask my encik to go to the toilet with him.
when they are in the toilet.... that OC just push open every cubicle door, stretch out his arms and point his officer cap into every cuble and shouts "Fuck You, Fuck you!", then proceed to the next cubicle to do the whole thing again.
........................ he did that to EVERY CUBICLE! my encik was stunn to the core immediately. though he knows that the officer's cap is "blessed" and is supposed to ward off evil spirit....... but this is the first time in his 20th year in army that he actually witness someone using it, let alone that the person using it now is of OC level. he couldn't control it. he burst out in laughter and tell the OC, "Sir you wan me to tell the guy what you just blessed the toilet cubicle and that the toilet is safe to use liao a not?"
LOL the OC himself also pai say over his act and they both left the place....... while they were leaving the toilet.... they heard another burst of laughter coming from the 2nd cubicle......they both ran like mad to their office.....
one of our comical encik told us a real story that happened in that very camp many many years ago.....
one day....while he was working in the office..... one of his men suddenly came running in screaming......"Sir sir sir.... toilet got ghost."
This encik, who knows the history of the building, answered him very casually." er..... so? you wan me to pen it down in a report a not?" but he asked what happened.
This guy, A, is a very shy guy, whenever he needs to use the toilet to do big business...he must wait until the toilet is totally empty before he will use it. if not, he is unable to shit.
so that day he went into the toilet in the office area, knowing that everyone else will be in the hanger working. After he verified that there are no one in the toilet, he proceed to the first cubile to do his business.....
halfway through...he heard the next cubicle starts FLUSHING! he was very sure that no one else was in the toilet, and no one entered the toilet. cos if you were to enter the toilet, you have to go pass the main door, which produce a terrible squeaking sound... as he was using the squating type of toilet, he is unable to see any shadows or legs next door....
so he quickily finish up what he was doing, and went out... after he stepped out of his cubicle...he looked into the cubicle next to him.... the door was not fully closed... and he just pushed the cubicle door....
Staring at him right in the face, is a guy with a very pale face, his face was so pale that it was almost white..... this "guy" was standing there cross armed, staring back at him!
he immediately rushed out of the toilet without even washing his hands..... and went straight to the encik office screaming......
upon hearing the whole story. my encik felt that although this is not the first time that his men have encountered such a "man" in the toilet, but as a warrent officer, if his men come to complain anything to him, he must do something about it.
he went to tell his then OC. the OC upon hearing the story..... merely said. "chey.... where got such things wan.....", as the OC is very Ang Moh Style wan..... so the encik tot that the OC do not believe such things.... but the OC, after taking his officer cap, ask my encik to go to the toilet with him.
when they are in the toilet.... that OC just push open every cubicle door, stretch out his arms and point his officer cap into every cuble and shouts "Fuck You, Fuck you!", then proceed to the next cubicle to do the whole thing again.
........................ he did that to EVERY CUBICLE! my encik was stunn to the core immediately. though he knows that the officer's cap is "blessed" and is supposed to ward off evil spirit....... but this is the first time in his 20th year in army that he actually witness someone using it, let alone that the person using it now is of OC level. he couldn't control it. he burst out in laughter and tell the OC, "Sir you wan me to tell the guy what you just blessed the toilet cubicle and that the toilet is safe to use liao a not?"
LOL the OC himself also pai say over his act and they both left the place....... while they were leaving the toilet.... they heard another burst of laughter coming from the 2nd cubicle......they both ran like mad to their office.....
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