A 44 year old guy, working in an international company, have to attend a company dinner one night. as usual, drinking is required. as the night progress, he was absolutely drunk. he had no recollection of how he went home that night, or who sent him home.
The next morning, he woke up, to find himself in his Pyjamas, nicely tucked in his bed. When he got out of bed, he was trying to find the clothes he wore last night, but found them washed, pressed and nicely hung. when he pass by the dressing table, he found a note sticked on the mirror left by his wife:
"Morning my love, i have to go to work, breakfast is prepared and left on the table. come home early for dinner tonight, i will be cooking your favourite dishes tonight. Love You Always. PS: Don't worry about the coffee table"
Puzzled, he went to the dining room, to find his 12 year old son sitting on the dining table eating. and he asked:
Man: "Boy... what happened last night?"
Son: "You came home around 2 am, very drunk, knocked down mummy's favourite coffee table, shattering the glass top into pieces, then you puked onto the floor and all over yourself, and were talking at the top of your voice. Mummy was furious!"
The man got more puzzled and asked:"Then how come your mummy doesn't seem like she's angry ?"
He showed his son the note left by his wife...
Son: "Oh that! well.... you puked all over yourself, and mummy brought you to the toilet to clean you up, and when she was trying to take off your pants, you pushed her away and screamed at the top of your voice: 'Get your hands off me! I'm Married!'..."
Morale of the story: Price of the coffee table: $400, but Saying the right things at the exact right moment: PRICELESS....
Song Of The Day: 男人女人
The next morning, he woke up, to find himself in his Pyjamas, nicely tucked in his bed. When he got out of bed, he was trying to find the clothes he wore last night, but found them washed, pressed and nicely hung. when he pass by the dressing table, he found a note sticked on the mirror left by his wife:
"Morning my love, i have to go to work, breakfast is prepared and left on the table. come home early for dinner tonight, i will be cooking your favourite dishes tonight. Love You Always. PS: Don't worry about the coffee table"
Puzzled, he went to the dining room, to find his 12 year old son sitting on the dining table eating. and he asked:
Man: "Boy... what happened last night?"
Son: "You came home around 2 am, very drunk, knocked down mummy's favourite coffee table, shattering the glass top into pieces, then you puked onto the floor and all over yourself, and were talking at the top of your voice. Mummy was furious!"
The man got more puzzled and asked:"Then how come your mummy doesn't seem like she's angry ?"
He showed his son the note left by his wife...
Son: "Oh that! well.... you puked all over yourself, and mummy brought you to the toilet to clean you up, and when she was trying to take off your pants, you pushed her away and screamed at the top of your voice: 'Get your hands off me! I'm Married!'..."
Morale of the story: Price of the coffee table: $400, but Saying the right things at the exact right moment: PRICELESS....
Song Of The Day: 男人女人
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